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Trill Burger: Try one, you'll feel like a new person!
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A poodle like you could end up at Burger King.
Picard: "Mister LaForge...I would like *you* to accompany Captain Scott.
LaForge: "Me, sir." Picard: "Yes. Look, this is not an order....
Obsession is when you can't live without that person.
Infatuation is when you feel like you'll die when that person isn't around you....
You need to relax, Dax. Take a chill pill, trill!
Never try to make anyone like you: you know, and God knows, that one of you is enough.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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Homer: Lesse, I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.
Kid: Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks....
If you don't try new solutions, then you can expect new evils.
Did you hear about the freeloving secretary who says two martinis usually make her feel like a new man.