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Try Staring At Someone From A Substantial Distance.
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>Try staring at someone from a substantial distance.
>(Eventually they will turn around.)
ASTOUNDING! We all know that without* telepathy staring at the back of a
person's head would freeze them into helpless immobility!
Corollary: try staring at a cloud. eventually it will MOVE!
This parapsychology stuff is the GINCHIEST!!
-- Tim Mitchell, (swordfis@pnet51.orb.mn.org)
Related:
Staring voices.. from the dark room..
What are you staring at ?
Everyday I see myself in the mirror But I do not know who's staring back at me" -- Midwinter Nigh...
Five milliseconds after beginning to chew a mouthful of food, the waiter will arrive and ask if it tastes OK.
He will be unable to interpret hasty nods of the head, thumbs-up gestures, or words from your spouse, and will wait, staring at you like a stunned ox, until you have chewed, swallowed, and allayed his fears yourself...
Castles in the air are all right until we try to move into them.
Will you quit staring at me like that!? -- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from outside, "Homer vs.
Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Try as hard as I did, no matter what move I made, that telephone pole matched me and eventually it hit me.
I'd have to say that the pole was at fault, it certainly wasn't me....
Captain Picard, stop staring at my chest! -- Troi
Everyone is looking at you staring at my tits.