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Two Farm Boys Are Just Sitting Day Dreaming When A Cow Strolls By.
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Two farm boys are just sitting day dreaming when a cow strolls by. "Man,"
says the first boy, "if only that was a woman."
"Man," says the second boy, "if only it was dark out."
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A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
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