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• Two silkworms were having a race, but it ended in a tie.
• It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards.
• Can't find his ass with two hands and a periscope.
• I need two hands to wave, not just one.
• Man are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
• Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!
  I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees?...
• Thus adorned, the two heroes, 'twixt shoulder and elbow, Shook hands and went to '
  and the word it was bilbow....
• It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done
  it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known....
• Cold hands, warm feet.