Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn
how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, Okay,
you say `ass' and I'll say `hell'.
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where
their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.
Aw, hell, says the eight-year-old, gimme some Cheerios.
His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the
room, and turns to the younger brother. What'll you have?
I dunno, quavers the six-year-old, but you can bet your ass
it ain't gonna be Cheerios.
