Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon. Then maybe I
could have had a decent breakfast for once.
[long pause, everyone is uneasy]
Homer: You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love
Is..." It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.
[even longer pause]
-- Not Lisa and Ralph, I hope, "A Milhouse Divided"
