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As The Expected Time Of Birth Drew Near, The Mother-to-be Asked Her Obstetrician, "Will My Husband Be Permitted To Stay With Me During My Delivery?
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As the expected time of birth drew near, the mother-to-be asked her
obstetrician, "Will my husband be permitted to stay with me during my
delivery?"
"Certainly," the doctor answered. "The father should always be present
at the moment of birth."
"That wouldn't be a good idea," the woman remarked. "He and my husband
don't get along."
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