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  -- Doctor Who "Androids of Tara...
• Grendel! [You forgot your hat!] -- Doctor, Androids of Tara
• Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell.
  -- Doctor Who -- Doctor Who, The Androids of Tara...
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  Are you listening to me, Romana?] Romana: Yes, of course I am....
• I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it.
  First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk....
• Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
  I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life....
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
• Aunt Patty: "Nothing dear, I'm just trashing your father.
  Lisa: "Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have therefore he is my model of manhood and my estimation of him will govern my prospects of my adult relationships....