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• QUEUE Something that supermarket supervisors obviously have no idea how to manage.
  It's tempting when you're waiting to grab a PA microphone and shout "Yes, shoppers, don't leave yet, 'cos we've got mega bargains now!...
• GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• RAIN Another one of those things that is great to watch when you're not caught in it.
  Perhaps what we need to do is somehow make intelligent clouds that rain, but not actually *on* people....
• DEVIL A popular character in mythology, commonly blamed by Christians for everything from plagues to burnt toast.
  Of course, if the devil ever actually appeared, it would scare these people shitless....
• NOSE Outlet located in the middle of the face. Used for smelling, breathing, and the output of extraneous waste.
  Beats me why snot couldn't have exited through the arse like most of the other waste coming out of the body....
• HAREOKE Japanese tradition. The practice of singing a song very badly in front of lots of people, then killing yourself out of embarrassment.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• VANDAL Vandals are people who have their brain surgically removed and then go around destroying, damaging and generally depreciating anything they feel like, just because they want to.
  Psychiatrists have described this behaviour as regression, and a primal act of defiance against society....
• WALL Structure of astounding simplicity. In terms of building and design, you can't get much simpler than a wall.
  Actually, no, I'm wrong, a floor is simpler to build....