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• Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.
  -- Ian Shoale...
• I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French. -- Ian Shoale
• Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
  I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing. -- Ian Shoale...
• Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
  I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing." -- Ian Shoale...
• I read a column by George Will that Scarface should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it.
  So what? Why should the motion-picture industry be responsible for our morality?...
• And cruelest of all, I've learned that the bucks in this criticism thing just aren't what they should be.
  I figure if I'm not gonna make any jack in my chosen profession, the least I can do is vent my spleen....
• Love is never what we looked for and always takes us by surprise
  it's the rock on Coyote's head in the middle of the Road Runner chase....
• Naive alien. And if certain things stand in our way -- Klingons for Kirk, reality for me -- well, we just have to suck in our guts, set the phasers on Stun, and hope for the best.
  -- Merle Kessler, IAN SHOALES' PERFECT WORLD...