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• The biggest myth, as measured by square footage, is that as you grow older, you gradually lose your interest in sex.
  This myth probably got started because younger people seem to want to have sex with each other at every available opportunity including traffic lights, whereas older people are more likely to reserve their sexual activities for special occasions such as the installation of a new pope....
• The old complaint that mass culture is designed for eleven-year-olds is of course a shameful canard.
  The key age has traditionally been more like fourteen. -- Robert Christgau, "Esquire...
• It's a classic Pinzer maneuver; it can't fail against a bunch of ten-year-olds!
  -- Herman in "Bart the General", from The Simpso...
• Two of the worst things we teach our children are that a knowledge of science is nice but not necessary, and a knowledge of sex is necessary but not nice.
• Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
  Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon....
• Ooooooeee! They sure serve up them four-year-olds good, don't they?
• Faith can be defined as any man's hope that the human spirit is capable of understanding
  hat anything actually matters in the larger universe...
• And I tell you, if you have the desire for knowledge and the power to give it physical expression, go out and explore.
  If you are a brave man, you will do nothing: if you are fearful you may do much, for none but cowards have the need to prove their bravery....
• As the expression goes, we spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth.
  -- Douglas Coupland, from _Generation X_ (Tales for an Accelerated Culture)...