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A Stiff Neck Usually Supports An Empty Head.
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A stiff neck usually supports an empty head.
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Be stiff!
Better an empty purse than an empty head.
Blondes and Beer bottles: both empty from the neck up.
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
-- Tallulah Bankhead...
In an empty head, you can hear forever....
A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle; all neck and belly and no head. -- Austin O'Malley
You may be redneck... if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty.
Kirk: "Besides, you stiff-necked thistle-head, you could've gotten yourself killed.
-- "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1....
Boardheads do it with stiff masts.