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• In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.
• Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.
  Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey bottle....
• Bottle 'o wine, fruit 'o the vine ...
• A stiff neck usually supports an empty head.
• I like the whiskey old and the women young.
• I don't like dating rednecks because you can't do anything cultural with them.
  Take them to an art gallery, and they'll say, "This is crap....
• Marge: I have something that I'd like to sell. Joh
  Please tell me it's your hair. Marge: [flattered, giggles] No....
• Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart. Harvard's is a subtle taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco.
  It may even be a bad habit, for all I know. -- Prof. J. H. Finley '25...