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• You can grovel with a lover, you can grovel with a friend, You can grovel with your boss, and it never has to end.
  (chorus) Grovel, grovel, grovel, every night and every day, Grovel, grovel, grovel, in your own peculiar way....
• Never praise your cider or your horse. -- Ben Frankli
• Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
• Clean your finger before you point at my spots. -- Ben Frankli
• Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated.
• Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.
• Don't throw stones at your neighbors' if your own windows are glass. -- Ben Frankli
• The white man is a stranger who comes in the night and takes from the land what he needs.
  The earth is not his brother, but his enemy. Continue to contaminate your bed and you will one night suffocate in your own waste....
• Hold your counsel before dinner; the full belly hates thinking as well as acting. -- Ben Frankli