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• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• Peter Pan......what you put under your bed at night.
• Burns: Ladies and gentlemen! In his native land he was a King!
  But he comes before you in chains for your own amusement!...
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• Mike Scioscia: [pushing a wheelbarrow of glowing green goop] Karl
  [pulls up beside him with his own wheelbarrow of glowing green goop] Hey, Scioscia....
• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
• What is man's chief enemy? Each man is his own. -- Anacharsis (f1.
  c. 600 B.C.), Scythian philosopher -- Quoted in Stobaeus, Flor., II, 43...
• I shall come to you in the night and we shall see who is stronger -- a little girl who won't eat her dinner or a great big man with cocaine in his veins.
  -- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee...
• First you must learn to control your /self/. The rest follows.
  Blessed is he who knows himself and commands himself, for the world is his and love and happiness and peace walk with him wherever he goes....