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• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up and your braces have locked together.
• The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. -- Paul Valery
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
• Hey, wake up! It's time for your sleeping pills.
• Go and wake up your cook. Arab Proverb
• If you wake up and find yourself a success, then you haven't been asleep.
• The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in different city.
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• I'm always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning .
  . . Every day I find something creative to do with my life....
• It is not a good omen when the person of your dreams whom you have just met says "Don't go away, I like being alone.