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• ASTRONOMERS do it from light-years away
• Marge: Homer, I think the baby is coming. Homer: Wow.
  A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?...
• The excesses of our youth are drafts upon our old age, payable with interest, about thirty years after date.
  -- Colto...
• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and thirty natives to see the light....
• Morton Downey...ever since he was eight years old, his parents pleaded with him to run away from home.
• I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
  -- Will Rogers (1879-1935)...
• I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
  -- Will Roge...
• How many evolutionists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes eight million years....
• Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life
  heir joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods and meadows, plains and mountains and streams of our blessed star, and they will learn that death is stingless indeed, and as beautiful as life....