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• I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
  -- Will Roge...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left.
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Twelve years ago I was a boy, A happy boy at Drury's.
  -- W. M. Praed (1802-1839) -- School and Schoolfellow...
• My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
• Are you the same person you were ten years ago? twenty?
• I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
  MIZNER...
• If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
  Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....