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• Hey! Is that your face, or did your neck throw up.
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• Watermelon--it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. -- Enrico Caruso
• Don't worry, I could go on all night! Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn't.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Goodbyeee......
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• Marge: [thrusting a copy of the photograph in his face] What is the &l
  meaning> of this! Homer: Whyarreeuumpht... Meaningless!...
• A young monk asked his teacher, "What is the true spiritual nature of life?
  His teacher picked up a bowl of water and threw it in the student's face, saying "Go wash out your mouth!...
• I got my brain on hype. Tonight'll be your night. I got this long-assed knife, And your neck looks just right.
  -- Body Count "Cop Kille...