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• Surely you must have noticed something in the air? Well yes, of course, but I thought that was Private Baldrick.
  -- Edmund and George : Goodbyeee......
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• You'll miss the whole end of the war! Yes, very bad luck.
  Beep. Right... Beep. ...Now, Baldrick, I'll be back as soon as I can....
• Alright. Go and get Bob's stuff in...and throw your filthy muck out onto the street.
  God bless you, sweet master! -- Edmund and Baldrick : Bell...
• All my friends are dead. My pet spider, Sammy. Katy the worm, Bertie the bird.
  Everyone except Neville the Fat Hamster. I'm afraid Neville bought it too, Baldrick....
• Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
  -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
  Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....