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• Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories: The ultimate in watchdog weaponry. -- Chris Shaw
• Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
  Everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!...
• Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
  After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!...
• We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.
  -- Crazy Jimmy...
• Treat the media as you would any other watchdog. Stay calm, be friendly, let them sniff your hand and never turn your back.
  -- Amy Sprinkles, Public Information Officer, City of Grand Prairie (TX)...
• Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord.
  The watchdog barkin' Do he bite? Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord....