Dark And Lonely On A Summer Night Kill My Landlord, Kill My Landlord.

Dark And Lonely On A Summer Night Kill My Landlord, Kill My Landlord.

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Dark and lonely on a summer night
Kill my landlord,
Kill my landlord.
The watchdog barkin'
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord,
Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window.
Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck
Got no reason,
What the heck?
Kill my landlord,
Kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L my landlord!
-- "Images" by Tyrone Green, SNL

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