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Watch The Sun Come Up, Breathe Fresh Air, Exercise Your Body, Become A Garbage Collector!
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Watch the sun come up, breathe fresh air, exercise your body, become
a garbage collector!
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Who's afraid of the garbage collector?
$FATAL ERROR BTB IN GARBAGE COLLECTOR$
Homer: [yawns] Marge, I'm bored. Marge: Why don't you read something?
Homer: Because I'm trying to _reduce_ my boredom. Marge...
Watson! Come here! I want your body!
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
The bulges on your body that you want most to get rid of are the ones least affected by exercise.
-- The Gym-Goer's Maxim...
Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your word
hey become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits....
Blow up your vehicle. It's really fun to watch.
Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR!