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• We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing.
  But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town....
• Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
  Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
• If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep
  and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you....
• Watch the sun come up, breathe fresh air, exercise your body, become a garbage collector!
• You know you should be swimming when . . . The lifeguard is getting tired of always having to tell you to come up for air.
• Prayers go up and blessings come down. Yiddish Proverb
• Philosophers go deep.
• It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where can we go?" "Argentina?" -- Yellow Submarine
• Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground.
  You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable....