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• We are all alike, on the inside. Mark Twai
• Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
  .. every half mile... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
• Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
  .. every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
• Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), Notebooks(1935)...
• We ought never to do wrong when people are looking. -- Mark Twai
• The salesman drove over the CPU board.