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• Ants would starve in your house if ants would come into it.
• A stranger at your gate is grateful for the hospitality of your house.
• Marge: Even if we sell the house, we still don't come close to paying off the mortgage.
  [pause] Homer+Marge: [getting a flash] Hey....
• You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
• You may be redneck... if your truck is taller than your house.
• You may be redneck... if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
• Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. -- Horace
• Homer: Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.
  Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good....
• They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down.
  ..It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values....