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• You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod. -- Women vs. Bee
• It is at least some sort of indication that you should go on a diet when it is necessary for you to let the shower curtain out several notches!
• We are sinful not merely because we have eaten of the Tree of Knowledge, but also because we have not yet eaten of the Tree of Life.
  -- Franz Kafka (1883-1924)...
• Life is like a hot shower. One wrong turn and you're in hot water.
• It's time to go on a diet when the man from Prudential offers you group insurance.
  Or when you take a shower and you have to let out the shower curtain....
• The life of money-making is one undertaken under compulsion, and wealth is evidently not the good we are seeking, for it is merely useful for the sake of something else.
  -- Aristotle...
• Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed
• I am just going to leap into the dark. Let down the curtai
  he farce is done. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Motteux's Life...
• All the world's a Schrodinger Box, and we are merely kitties.