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We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys!
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We got the beat.
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Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? -- Zippy the Pinhead
In boxing they have the "undisputed heavyweight champion.
Well, if it's undisputed what's all the fighting about?...
Bart: I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but...
you guys asked for it. [pushes the "Emergency Use Only" button] [a small parachute emerges, carrying a "Call police" sign] Can't you read?...
You guys are just floundering around.
They, they've got guys who'll go in and knock their heads off.
-- Richard Nixon, May 5, 1971, discussing a proposal to use Teamsters Union -- members to attack Vietnam War protestors Sure, Murderers....
You guys--you gain thirty pounds and we call you cuddly.
We gain an ounce and you call us taxis. Then you don't call us at all. -- Carol Siskind...
Santa Claus wears a red suit He's a Communist. He has long hair and a beard Must be a pacifist.
And what's in the pipe that he's smoking? Santa Claus comes in your house at night....