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• It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen.
• We [Doctors and Bartenders] both get the same two kinds of customers -- the living and the dying.
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• Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey.
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• Most of us can do more than we think we can, but usually do less than we think we have.
• We can usually learn much more from people whose views we share than from people whose views contradict our ow
  disagreement can cause stress and inhibit learning....
• Our country is still young and its potential is still enormous.
  We should remember, as we look toward the future, that the more fully we believe in and achieve freedom and equal opportunity -- not simply for ourselves but for others -- the greater our accomplishments as a nation will be....
• Scientists have reduced the number of calamities we can blame on God.