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Weekend, where are you?
There ain't no such thing as a free weekend.
I heard Bill Clinton was Grand Marshal of a stock car race during the Labor Day weekend.
A politician strikes me as an excellent choice to preside over an event where people drive in circles at high speed....
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you
when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to....
The most important things to do in this world are to get something to eat, somthing to drink and somebody to love you.
-- Brendan Behan, in "Weekend", 1968...
What's the difference between a man and the weekend? The weekend never comes too soon.
Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV. My Sister, My Sitte...
Law of the Marketplace: Weekend specials aren't.
Fantasy roleplayers do it all weekend.