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As You Hit The Water You Slowly Realize That You Are Undergoing A Most Drastic Change.
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As you hit the water you slowly realize that you are undergoing
a most drastic change. It appears that the water was perhaps a
bit more caustic than you initially anticipated. You watch in
agony as the flesh is stripped from your bones.
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