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• The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
• You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace.
  It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk?...
• They say we're 98 percent water. We're that close to drowning.
  ..[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -- Steven Wrigh...
• A historical toast, made by some politician to a successful wartime admiral at a Navy dinner.
  <picks up wine, and almost speaks> <puts down wine> &l...
• Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable.
  A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed. -- Buddha...
• Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself.
  Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -- Steven Wrigh...
• Lurleen: Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without.
  .. you know... wantin' sum'in' in return. Home...
• There's nothing like eating hay when you're faint," he remarked to her, as he munched away.
  "I should think throwing cold water over you would be better," Alice suggested...
• Call things by their right names.... Glass of brandy and water!
  That is the current but not the appropriate name: ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation....