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• We have no scorched earth policy. We have a policy of scorched Communists.
  -- General Efrain Rios Montt [President of Guatemala], 1982...
• We finally get a policy-making body, but we have no policy to make.
  -- An aide to President George Bush, March 1992...
• 50% of this country's schoolchildren have IQ's below average.
  Under our education policy, we can turn that around!...
• Store policy. Children under 10 must have money.
• Major policy decisions should always be left to politicians and other government experts, who are more informed and thus have better judgment and perspective than do members of the general public.
• The following is a letter to the editor of the Waymarsh Times.
  "Traffic problems here in Waymarsh are obviously reaching record levels....
• The following appeared in the annual report from the president of the National Brush Company.
  "In order to save money, we at the National Brush Company have decided to pay our employees for each brush they produce instead of for the time they spend producing brushes....
• Target prices? How that works? I know quite a bit about farm policy.
  I come from Indiana, which is a farm state. Deficiency payments - which are the key - that is what gets money into the farmer's hands....
• Don't they have a rule about letting fags in the cafeteria?
  "Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes. -- Heathe...