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  .. Marge: Well, I think it conveys a very nice message about sharing....
• Burns: How would you improve the worker situation? Home
  Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....
• Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
• Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.
  ' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system *disguised* as a Democracy....
• Well, stap me, I seem to have come out without my duck.
• You must have been warned about letting the golden hours slip by
  but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by. -- James M. Barrie...
• Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.
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• Barlow: Sideshow Bob, councilman Les Whinen says that you're not experienced enough to be mayor.
  Sir, what do you have to say about that? Bob...
• A door is something you're on the wrong side of when you're too short to reach the knob.
  When you are tall enough to reach the knob, a door is something you have left open if it's supposed to be closed, or closed if it's supposed to be open....