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• As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money.
  What's important is that you continue to do so. -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney...
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.
• I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
  -- Hunter S. Thompson (b. 1939), journali...
• Amarie: "And what do you want from me?" Riker: "I was hoping you might know his business partners.
  Amarie: "And why should I help you?" Riker: "To be honest, I can't think of a good reason....
• He had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving "normally.
  -- Hunter S. Thompson (b. 1939), journalist -- Fear and Loathing '72...
• A ranger was walking through the forest and encountered a hunter carrying a shotgun and a dead loon.
  What in the world do you think you're doing? Don't you know that the loon is on the endagered species list?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• The important thing isn't so much *what* you want to ba
  it's the fact that you participate in the banning process....
• Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing what you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody else.
  He even told you he'd be hurt if..." "He was going to suck my blood!...