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We Hold College Football Players To _higher_ Standards Than Clinton.
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We hold college football players to _higher_ standards than Clinton.
Related:
Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it....
Football players are measured by the yard.
How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
Football players do it offensively/defensively.
How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
Football players have odd shaped balls.
Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths.
-- Frank Broyles, college football coach...
The Clinton Comedy Hour starring the "Not Ready for Reality Players.
Is it fair to hold politicians to the same standards as humans?