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• Well, Brahma said, even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred.
  -- The Mahabharata....
• Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser.
  But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred. -- The Mahabharata...
• Hibbert: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
  Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. Homer: It's all right. I understand....
• I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years.
  Even five hundred would be pretty nice....
• A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!
• Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to count more than his ten fingers, or in extreme cases he may add his ten toes, and lump the rest.
  Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity. I say, let your affairs be as two or three, and not a hundred or a thousand...
• Pictures worth a thousand words take ten thousand times as long to draw.
• Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
• card #56 reads: "And the long-term benefits more than offset the one-time costs, for a net savings of $
  526,000." Homer: And the long-term benefits more than offset the one-time costs, for a net savings of....