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• Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred.
  -- The Mahabharata....
• Well, Brahma said, even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred.
  -- The Mahabharata....
• Hibbert: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
  Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. Homer: It's all right. I understand....
• A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!
• Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to count more than his ten fingers, or in extreme cases he may add his ten toes, and lump the rest.
  Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity. I say, let your affairs be as two or three, and not a hundred or a thousand...
• Pictures worth a thousand words take ten thousand times as long to draw.
• Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
• card #56 reads: "And the long-term benefits more than offset the one-time costs, for a net savings of $
  526,000." Homer: And the long-term benefits more than offset the one-time costs, for a net savings of....
• Here's a piece of late news. Mr. Arthur Perkiss, the man who this week won five hundred thousand pounds on the pools, has announced that he will never work another day in his life.
  So he's staying on with British Rail. -- Ronnie Corbe...