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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
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  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
• G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
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  So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
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  The priest replies, "Well, if I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop....
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  You play right field. Darryl: Yes? Homer: I play right field, too....