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Well, It Just Seemed Wrong To Cheat On An Ethics Test. -- Calvi
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Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test.
-- Calvin
Related:
Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns. Bu
Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met....
Ethics are bit a like an erection, no matter how well intended they are prone to sudden deflation -- Dougal Haston - refering to climbing ethics.
And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well..
I didn't cheat, I just changed the Rules!!
Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story gastropod -- a slug the size of the Chrysler Building.
"Gosh, how can I refuse?" "Well, if you don't like that, be something else!...
Marge: I'm here to share my moral outrage. But this time it's not about that giant inflatable "Dos Equis" bottle.
It's about a certain house in our town....
Quote #239 "It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality.
-- Calvin ("Calvin and Hobbes")...
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Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvi