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And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well..
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This is terrific, Nelson's Column has gone, McDonald's has gone, all that's left is me and the words Mostly Harmless.
Any second now all that will be left is Mostly Harmless....
Leela: "Well, it's a type M planet, so it should at least have Roddenberries.
Somehow / It all seemed / So worthwhile...
Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. -- Calvi
Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
I haven't laughed so much since yesterday.
Now this is going to be your first day on a strange new planet, so I want you all wrapped up snug and warm, and no playing with any naughty bug-eyed monsters.
DON'T PANIC...
Where are we going?!" "PLANET 10!!" "When are we leaving?!" "REAL SOON!!
Yesterday, I worried about tomorrow and today all is well.