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Well I've Had About Enough Of Morons And Halfwits, Dolts, Dunces, Dullards And Dumbbells.
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Well I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards
and dumbbells. And you--you ignorant yokel, you blithering hayseed, you--
you've had enough of me?
-- Agent Albert Rosenfield, from Twin Peaks
Related:
Truman: You saw a giant? Cooper: Yes. Albert: Any relation to the dwarf?
-- Sheriff Truman, Agent Dale Cooper & Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peak...
Albert: Coop, about the uniform. Cooper: Yes, Albert?
Albert: Usually, replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form of fashion suicide....
Albert: You listen to _me_! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence!
I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King!...
Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came to Hohoho, I really am.
-- Agent Albert Rosenfield, from Twin Peak...
Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges, never.
I want no interference from the hulking boob; is that clear?...
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
Look, it's trying to think.
-- Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peaks_ (in reference to Sheriff Truman)...
When I have a kid, I want to buy a twin-stroller and put him in one side, and then reply when he's old enough to ask "You had a brother, but he was bad.
Judge Sternwood: So, Agent Cooper, how are you finding our little corner of the world?
Cooper: It's heaven, sir. Judge S.: Well, this week heaven includes arson, multiple homicide, and an attempt on the life of a Federal agent....