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At a car wash - "_OUCHLESS CAR WASH SYSTEM"
At a Wendy's - "NOW HIRING FULL TIME _LOSERS"
-- Signs with one letter missing
Related:
Life is like a Car-wash and I'm on a bicycle.
Give YOUR car a golden shower at Midas' Car Wash.
There is little more frustrating that having a dollar bill machine return your dollar bill
just after you finish the wash phase at the car wash and find that you now need money to get to the rinse phase....
You know that you are from a small town if the main street of the place runs through a car wash.
Q: What was John Sununu's least offensive ethics violation?
A: He used to make Dan Quayle wash his car....
See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
-- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Remember, it takes one hand to wash the othe
SMILEY #(,'%/) slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hai
Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea)
For best results: Wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron....