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• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• In computer science, we stand on each other's feet. -- Brian K. Reed
• There is an astonishing imagination, even in the science of mathematics.
  . . We repeat, there was far more imagination in the head of Archimedes than in that of Homer....
• Two farmers, each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on it's head and the other on the tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer.
• Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars.
  Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them....
• Never stare directly into the sun. Modern science has proven that the eye is like a lens, and looking directly into the sun will burn little holes in the back of your head, so never stare at the sun.
  -- SAFETY TIP #12...
• It was in a crockery warehouse that two homosexual stock boys were arrested by the vice squad detective.
  One was giving the other his head on a platter....
• 90% of Science Fiction is crap. On the other hand, 90% of _everything_ is crap.
• If either religion or science were infallible, it would incorporate the other.