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• Heartbreak Hotel
• Murphy: Oh, I'm so lonely, Since my baby left me.
  I got no money, And nothing is free....
• Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
  But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• If you're feeling down, depressed and lonely, I know a place we can go.
• Homer: Ever since you started therapy, all you can do is talk about yourself.
  Well what about _me_, Marge? Marge: I just left my first session and I haven't even opened my mouth yet!...
• The time was the 19th of May, 1780. The place was Hartford, Connecticut.
  The day has gone down in New England history as a terrible foretaste of Judgement Day....
• I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
  One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
• The young man-about-town enjoyed luxury but didn't always have the means to buy i
  and so he huffily walked out of the Miami Beach hotel when he found out the charges for room, meals and golf privileges were $...