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Well, That's A Lie...I DO Bite...
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Well, that's a lie...I DO bite...
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I don't bite. Well...actually, I do. -- K'Ehleyr to Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3
Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, Which we ascribe to Heaven.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), All 's Well that Ends Well -- Act i, Sc. 1...
I bite harder ...
I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
I am a meatball: Bite me.
Flanders: Now remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for -- Home
[through a full mouth] Hey, wait: if I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, do you?...
Everything I say is a lie...
Would I lie?
I will never lie to you.