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• Let's flush this toilet. -- Noah
• Bart: Your micro-jerks attacked me! Lisa: Well, you practically destroyed their whole world.
  Bart: You can't protect them every second. Sooner or later, you'll let your guard down, and then flush...
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
  Well, just last week I was at a Chinese restaurant and when I opened my fortune cookie I found the guy's check sitting at the next table....
• Scaldophobia: Fear the toilet will flush while showering.
• The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. -- Alan Coul
• The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. COULT