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• The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire.
  I said, "No, the other three just swelled up." -- Bill Engval...
• at the gas station] Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
  Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump....
• Gas station attendants pump all day.
• Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.
  "What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant....
• Ask Not for whom the Bell Tolls, and You will Pay only the Station-to--Station rate.
• Gas station attendants are hired based on their lack of knowledge regarding directions.
• Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.
  -- Howard Kandel...