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• He who has no mind to trade with the devil, should be so wise as to keep from his shop. -- South
• Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.
• We love our little Johnny He's the best little boy in all the world And we wouldn't trade him for anything That's how much we love him.
  No, we couldn't live without him So that's why, since he died, We keep him safe in our G....
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• Whenever Richard Cory went downtown, We people on the pavement looked at him
  He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean-favored, and imperially slim....
• When the righteous man turneth away from his righteousness that he hath committed and doeth that which is neither quite lawful nor quite righ
  he generally be found to have gained in amiability what he has lost in holiness....
• KEEP, v.t. He willed away his whole estate, And then in death he fell asleep, Murmuring
  Well, at any rate, My name unblemished I shall keep....
• He that will keep a monkey should pay for the glasses he breaks. -- Seldo