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He That Will Keep A Monkey Should Pay For The Glasses He Breaks. -- Seldo
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He that will keep a monkey should pay for the glasses he breaks.
-- Seldon
Related:
You can't spank the monkey if he's on your back.
Well, we know he's LAWFUL evil, so he should keep his word when he promised not to betray us.
There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey
because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that....
Homer: [giggles] I can see everything and they're none the wiser!
[the glass starts to crack, then it breaks and he falls in] Moe...
God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai
He who has no mind to trade with the devil, should be so wise as to keep from his shop. -- South
Akira: Hello, I am Akira. Ha! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead] That didn't hurt very much, because I know the ancient art of karate.
[lying on his back with a giant rock on his chest, as two men pound the rock with sledgehammers] Karate focuses the mind and gives you self-confidence....
Apu: Excuse me, Your Honor? I'd like to bring something to the court's attention.
[removes "open eye" glasses from snoring, drooling Homer] [judge bangs her gavel] Home...
If a man does not make new acquaintances, as he advances through life, he soon will find himself alone.
A man should keep his friendship in constant repair. -- Johnso...